Booze News :: It's Friday! What's Hot?!

Hah! I should have kept my mouth shut last week. All that talk of "fantastic weather" and "aren't you jealous?" must have jinxed it, because by the time Sunday came around (when I was planning to hit the beach) it was raining and we were back to winter temperatures again. That'll teach me!

At the end of every week we ask the same question :: It's Friday! What's Hot?!

:: THE PELICAN'S LANDING COMPETITION WINNER IS HOT!
Alex was the winner of our Pelican's Landing Maritime Wines competition last week. Congratulations Alex! Your prize is on its way and we look forward to reading your reviews on the site when you have had the chance to sample your Pelicans.

:: TOAST TO THE COAST IS HOT!
Please don't forget that the Toast To The Coast wine and food festival is on in Geelong this weekend, so if you're in the area, make sure you drop in to sample some great wine. Turn up early, pace yourself and make a day of it!

:: OUR ADVERTISERS ARE HOT!
We love our advertisers because they're the ones helping to keep BoozeMonkey afloat till we win the lotto. So please show them some love and click on the banners dotted around the site when one catches your eye:

New Zealand Wine Online
Pelican's Landing Maritime Wines
Toast To The Coast
Wine Maps
Jamabro
Caught Redhanded
The Essential Wine-Tasting Guide

:: RSS FEEDS ARE HOT
If you want to be kept up with all the latest news from BoozeMonkey, we have set up two RSS feeds for you to subscribe to: one for Blogs, and the other for Wine Reviews. That means YOUR blogs and YOUR wine reviews will enter the feed too, so get writing!

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:: THE FRIDAY CHUCKLE
This week we've got a blonde joke, but in the interests of fairness, please feel free to change "blonde" to any particular nationality or stereotype which takes your fancy: fat people, thin people, mothers-in-law, rednecks... let's discriminate fairly, okay?

Three blondes were out for a walk when one of them stopped and called the others over.

"Look!" she said excitedly, "DEER tracks..."

The second blonde looked at the tracks and said, "No, those are MOOSE tracks!"

But the third blonde disagreed: "You're both wrong, those are ELK tracks!"

The three women were still arguing when the train hit them.


Okay, that's all from me. Enjoy the Halloween weekend, and please leave your comments here, even if you just want to verbally abuse me for the hideous joke... I'm a big boy, I can take it.

And while you're at it, why not leave your own Friday Chuckle? What's the funniest joke you've heard all week?

Cheers!

Matt
http://www.BoozeMonkey.com
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